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What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

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How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.