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What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.