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What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO