What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO