Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.