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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

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Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.