What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!