Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.