Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out