Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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Why do bicycles fall over?

Because they are two tired.

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

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Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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A mobile-Chernobyl!

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Ukrainian take away.

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Crimea River.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out