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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out