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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Whats Putins favourite food?

Ukrainian take away.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.