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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.