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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Tutsi Roll.

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It didn't have any real roots

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Crimea River

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Their peckers are on their heads.

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Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.