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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.