Ukraine Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

For spare parts.

Import Jokes More Import Jokes

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

Loss Jokes More Loss Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos

River Jokes More River Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

What is the wettest animal in the world?

A Rain Deer.