Ukraine Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

What do you call a Mexican who loss his car?

Carlos