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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

Fell through the cracks.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.