Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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High wasted shorts!

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Shorts!

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...