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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.