Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

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Because that's where the mini apple is!

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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They were Putin up with him.

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout