Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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An Asgard.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Because Chernobyl fallout.