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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.