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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.