What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds