They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
It goes back four seconds.
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
A degree in law.
A Yutopia
Dad jokes
The polar bear, because he's polar!
It was a polar bear.
Collecting stocks and bonds.
He thought the bond was ironic.
