They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
They both came in a little behind.
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Alcohol
You may now "hiss" the bride.
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
They have trouble forming solutions.
Dad jokes
The polar bear, because he's polar!
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.