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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.