What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.