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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it