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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.