What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.