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What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds