What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.