What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it