What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.