What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.