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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why couldn't the expert fisherman get any dates?

Because he said he was a master baiter.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way