What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.