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What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com