Her husband on a date.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Because he couldn't find a Date!
Chicken Tinders.
Shore.