Because he was driving her buggy.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
He was trying to get her pedicure.
At the Groomers!
A widow
Her husband on a date.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Because a black widow has no husband.
A widow.
They want to.
A. The cold shoulder.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
She was losing interest.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
My husband be dead
A bullfighter!
His last name.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Because they finish each other's sentences
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
Tucson.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
His grades were below sea level
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Barry it.
Because they die in them.
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
About 3000 miles!
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
