Because he was driving her buggy.
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
He was trying to get her pedicure.
At the Groomers!
A widow
Her husband on a date.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
Because a black widow has no husband.
A widow.
They want to.
A. The cold shoulder.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
She was losing interest.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
My husband be dead
A bullfighter!
His last name.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Because they finish each other's sentences
Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Because they have little patients.
Wait at the buzz stop.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Because he tasted funny.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
They think therefore they arrr
Mootiny.
I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.
Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.
