Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
He said 'Thank you'.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
Honey, why the wrong face
From a zombee!
