Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
A battery has a positive side.
Because they want to.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
You mean apart from my own
ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there
My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Put it in his honey.
