Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Because he sleeps before it gets cool.
Me love you wrong time.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
A widow
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
