Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
From a zombee!
Hives.
