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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.