Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Infidel Castro
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
Because he likes Tibet.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Kermit the Frog's finger.
Kermit's finger
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
He wanted sweet and sour pork!