Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy