Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

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What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.