Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.