Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
She had a weast infection.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
