Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
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A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
She had a weast infection.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.