St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
About 1500 miles.
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
Look ma, no hands!
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Everybody gets a piece.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
