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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

What's the difference between a Pokeman and a Pokewoman?

Pokeballs

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

St Patrick Day Jokes More St Patrick Day Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Martin Luther King Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Day Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.