Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Regular rocks are too heavy.
