Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Because his mind was always on a pellet.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
I have a bream.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
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