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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

Mlk Day Jokes More Mlk Day Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

St Patrick Day Jokes More St Patrick Day Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz