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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Tab Jokes More Tab Jokes

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.