St. Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

A handshake!

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Martin Luther King Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Day Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.