St. Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Tab Jokes More Tab Jokes

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

St Jokes More St Jokes

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.