St. Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

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How did Christopher Columbus 'discover' America?

By occident

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.