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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Annette.

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Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!