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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!