What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture