What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture