How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars