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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.