How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.