How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp, and even.