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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

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Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.