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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!