How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars