How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's