Porch Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.