Porch Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

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What is a primate's ideal salary?

A gorillian dollars per year.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why is Max always late?

Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

Mention Jokes More Mention Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What's Alderaan's main export?

Dead bodies.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant