Porch Jokes

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

$19.99

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

You might also enjoy:

Acknowledge Jokes More Acknowledge Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Matt Jokes More Matt Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

Patio Furniture Jokes More Patio Furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.