Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.