Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

How much did the pie cost?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.