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Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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How much did the pie cost?

Answer in comments

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.