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Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Why is Bruce Wayne's hair messed up?

Because of his cowlick.