Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.