Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.