The answer may shock you.
Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"
Ardunno
Yello?
Stymied Coppers
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Annette
Answer coming Fall 2017.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.
2.B or not 2.B
God is the answer.
I don't know, I'm no scientist
Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Cello?
Tulips on an Organ.
To a Bananas foster home.
The Pope!
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
Mellow.
They weren't invented yet.
A pair of slipper
We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.
The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
Yellow
Not this.
That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Milk and honey.
Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
Just forget it once and you will never forget it again.
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"
Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.
Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...
Straw.
He answered: "Iran"
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
Dr.Dre
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
What does Y-E-S spell
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
4 ducks-because they are in a row.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
Answers below please.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....
DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.
Odor Odor in the court!!!
H-E-L-L-O!
The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Once is not enough.
Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'
Bella
On a quantum level, there is no difference.
He proudly answers: - Page 83.
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
He said, "do we now "
Until he gets caught.
Shello
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
It was stumped.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
LO
His answer: "My mom."
You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.
If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
Because violins is not the answer...
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
A battery has a positive side.
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!
The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
She kept running away from the ball
Give them a test-tickle
Plot Holders.
Pick on someone your own size.
A GoProbe.
Very limited fonts.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Because he was out standing in his field.
No lye?
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Because it's undefined.
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