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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.