Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter