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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter