What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

Why couldn't the teddy bear smell?

Because his nose was stuffed

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Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.