What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot