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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

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What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.