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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot