What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

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Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot