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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.