Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
When it's snot.
Boograr
Pick on someone your own size.
When it('s not).
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
A smile and wave!
To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
To flick through it as fast as possible.
A Philistine with two mommies...
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Itali-cized.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Wrong, What are coworkers
