Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
When it's snot.
Boograr
Pick on someone your own size.
When it('s not).
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Where's popcorn
It's finger licking good.
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
Marshall arts.
Learning from your mistakes.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
PIC on someone your own size!
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
His daddy was a mummy