Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter