Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Snot Jokes More Snot Jokes

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.