Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
When it's snot.
Boograr
Pick on someone your own size.
When it('s not).
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
His daddy was a mummy
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
I gotta run.
6 foot of snot
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
The smell of their fingers.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
He had to start from scratch.
Squishes out of the room*
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Wipe away those ears.
AU GUYS!!!
