Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
When it's snot.
Boograr
Pick on someone your own size.
When it('s not).
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Because running is past tents.
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
His daddy was a mummy
6 foot of snot
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
A happy medium.
Squish it in your hand.
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
A little fish that smells like fingers.
Wipe away those ears.
