Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Slothages.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr