Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
His daddy was really a mummy.
His daddy was a mummy
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Because their daddies were mummies.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because his daddy was a mummy
Daddy.
The Cayman Islands
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
He thought he was melting.
Daddy help I'm melting!
He can never find the Loki.
Hide and Speak!
Getting all high and mighty
Don't worry they'll tell you.
West wing
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
I can still turn your mom on.
His mom got soul custody.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.
