Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
His daddy was really a mummy.
His daddy was a mummy
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because his daddy was a mummy
Daddy.
The Cayman Islands
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Because it's dead.
The snow on top of it has melted.
Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys
He squeezed through the bars.
Bonjour.*
West wing
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
Sir Lance-a-lot
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
He wrote sheet music.
Because it's soda pressing
A Crush
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
