Daddy Jokes

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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