Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
His daddy was really a mummy.
His daddy was a mummy
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Because their daddies were mummies.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because his daddy was a mummy
Daddy.
The Cayman Islands
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
They've never known what home is.
I said I'm an orphan.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Jose and Hose-B
Cairo-practor.
Because it had too many threads.
They'll tell you
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
Palmela Handerson
He gave her a ring.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
Oh yeah. Imagination.
A Crush
