Daddy Jokes

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

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Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

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What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

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Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Why did Lamar give money to Kobe?

Because Lamar Odom

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places