Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
His daddy was really a mummy.
His daddy was a mummy
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Because his daddy was a mummy
Daddy.
The Cayman Islands
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Pump-Kin
It gives them an opportunity to.
Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
He became enlightened.
He just beetled off!
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
I said I'm an orphan.
Because its the only love they get.
Bernadette!
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Expecto-Patron-On-Ice
Lowering the bar. or not to.
