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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.