What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

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What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!