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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother?

Pu-pu puble

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

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Which tax haven is a daddy?

The Cayman Islands

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.