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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.