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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What does a stock broker and a gym rat have in common?

NEED MORE GAINS

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.