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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.