What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.