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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

Why did the bees go on strike?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.