What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.