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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.