Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.