Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.