Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A superior being.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.