How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.