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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap...

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

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A bird of prey.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

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What did the door say to the other door?

I can see your Knob Simple yet effective

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?

Parti-san

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Birthday State of Mind

What room is it?

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Which city u cannot enter?

How did Han Solo enter the world?

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Your Age Is Only Math

How does a vampire enter his house?

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

I Love Pizza & You

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

Why so down?

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Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

What do you call a religious bird?

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

What did the door say to the other door?

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

What do you give a sick bird?

What kind of cheese?

How do Japanese people refer to American politicians?