What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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What's a Mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.