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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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Cuba

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What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle