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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle