What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.