What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.