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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What country is ill?

Germany.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.