What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.