What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

What country is ill?

Germany.

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What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.