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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

How much for the supermodel?

Winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."