What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it..I'll show myself to the door.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.