Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Worst. Spy. Ever.

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Racism has many faces.

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I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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She kept running away from the ball

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Well.. You know what they say about big feet.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.