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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Math Lesson Jokes More Math Lesson Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.