Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Why do baseball pitchers make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.