Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Math Lesson Jokes More Math Lesson Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.