Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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People laugh at my face.

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So he could look at others' faces.

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His amp.

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Because he had a very large bill.

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To find his rubber chicken.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Her algae bra.

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What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.