What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

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Because its a band substance

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.