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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.