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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.