What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.