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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.