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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.