What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.