Her algae bra.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
An algae bra.
An Algae-bra.
Algae-bra.
Because it ends with A-men
Deep ends really.
Boo jeans.
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
Denim Denim. Denim
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
I want to know her secret
The nine-elephant
Because they always bombed their tests.
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Fruit of the womb.