Algae Bra Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

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Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What do you call someone who is obsessed with a constant breeze?

A 'fan'atic.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.