Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
Sir Charge
Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
She was running out of things to read.
A self-cleaning coven.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
That's no gouda