Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have?

Rep-tiles.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.