Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda