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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.