Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping?

To look for the lowest prices.