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Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.

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Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!