How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.