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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Whats 1+0?

Babies

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.