How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."