How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.