Nail its other hand to the floor.
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
He's always nailed to the boards....
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
Cut off his hands
A baby in a trash compactor.
Hire a hitman
My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Nail the other hand to the floor.
It's a long story.
That's no gouda
50 shades of grey's anatomy
