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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT