Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.