Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because it was 2 turnt up
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
He was playing with a cheetah.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because he said he loves miso.
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
He always gets nailed to the boards.
He's always nailed to the boards....
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...