Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!