Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Because it's playing dead.
Shrank Sinatra
Jesus may actually return some day.
Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
A cruiseifixion.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Baby on board.
