Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
He couldn't stop.
When it gets a handle on life.
Viola.
They're lit.
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
Replace the nails with screws.
A bad Habit.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
