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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!