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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord?

Because it was baroquen.

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.