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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?