What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?