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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

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They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

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Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.