What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.