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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh