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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

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What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

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What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.