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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

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Why was the nose running?

Cuz it's a running nose

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.