Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
They broke up.
She became an anchor...
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
He always breaks the bat.
One copper coin, two dwarves.
So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.
This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".