What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".