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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.