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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)