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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.