What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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What will i do when i die?

Idk!

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)