What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What are a redneck's last two words before dying?

WATCH THIS!

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How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.