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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'