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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!