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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)