How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.