How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.