How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

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What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!